Monday, September 1, 2008

"Make Sure and Tell Them That Large Marge Sent Ya"


On this very night, ten years ago...yes sir, the worst accident I have ever seen.

Dottie.

Large Marge is Catdogg's nickname. She Smokes and drinks like a 45 year old truck driver so she can't be pregnant. 

MOTHER-TRUCKER!

Esa Troca Madre!

I hate women who workout in in their regular bras. Buy a sports bra!!! Ross sells them for $7.

Kenny has psoriasis and his flakes stink!

We don't get subscriptions to meds but we get prescriptions (HUGO).

Mexican's need to invest in beach wear...

Secret Sport really works! Smell like cebolla? Try it. 

29.99 sunglasses from Macy's have a life expectancy of 1+years. 

Over exercising will cause really bad constipation...

STOP being so uptight! That's a problem..."that's why Cathy got pregnant" [Hugo quoted that].

Puerco Canyon.

Luminarias was Oscar De La Joya's spot and now it's Julio Gonzalez's spot.

I saw four Elephant Seals making out on the beach...they must've been from South Gate or East L.A. 

Ohhh, Hugo said "She wasn't uptight..." 



Adee-do-doo 









4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, cathy smokes? Since when?

Anonymous said...

i didn't know that i smoke.

Anonymous said...

Were you drunk or on drugs when you wrote this!! You just made a blog with whatever popped into your head huh?

geefunk said...

OMG I was about to comment the same thing Rob said. Estas Loca.

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