As I was saying...

Therapy 101 provided by Therapy in a Box:

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

A Psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions that your wife will ask for free.

The statistics on sanity are that 1 out of every 4 Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you.

Gamophobia: Fear of marriage (sounds familiar)

Kathisophobia: Fear of sitting down (all you couch potatoes, its not you)


Now that you guys have all analyzed your selves, its time for Adeedodokie’s blog!

As I was telling my Twitter world, I tried really hard to get to work late today but instead failed miserably as I got here 45min early.

It looks like Kenny and Milo might be headed for a shelter. There have been talks about selling the Kenny and Milo house.

There was a kid who was ran over and killed in South Gate waiting for the bus after school after a van blew a tire out. Wondering if I’m going to have a No-Show today.

I have floor tickets for this Sunday’s Lakers game….well not exactly floor tickets but 6 rows back from 1st row.

I bought my first Lakers shirt on Sunday.

Mario Jr Gonzalez deserves a cookie for being one of a handful of physically active Gonzalezes. He did pretty damn good on our mountain run on Sunday. I kinda felt like a looser.

This coming Sunday we will be running/walking/hiking the Rose Bowl trail. Come if you aren’t too lazy.

Lets play a guessing game:

Where would each of the Valdez-Gonzalez family members end up living? K-Dog and Gay-Dog are members of the family and not pets! So let’s guess! Who ever gets it right will get to help us move.


Gotta attend an 11am meeting!

-Adedodoo loves her family

Thanksgiving at the Vegas

That's right!
Thanksgiving will be at the Vega Resident's this year...I already hear phone calls of who's doing what and Who's making what.
Thanksgiving is less then 4 days away!!!
So who ever is making the HAM get your recipe started now cause I want the Porky to be the best Porky I ever TASTE!!!!

Sucks that the Cathedral City Fam wont be with us this year. But we will be thinking of them and hoping Tola recover quick. Hopefully for Christmas!!

And the rest of you should be there...Don't see why you would miss it....

Thanksgiving

I can smell the smoked ham already
The slowly roasted turkey
The sweet Pumkin Pie

I can see the family hand and hand saying a prayer.
The kids table
The laughs, the gossip
the people going back to get seconds

I can't believe we are so close to the holiday season. I just have one Question?..........

WHERE IS THANKSGIVING GOING TO BE???

Does anybody know?
Anyone?
So close yet I haven't heard any talks about where and who is making what...
All i know is who ever is in charge of the ham cook it right...Not like last year!!

Confirmed!!!

Rumors are true,
Helena is having a Birthday/Promotion party Sept. 22....
Not sure where (most likely at the Lugo residents)
But when I get all the info I will post it up!!

So get ready to party!!!

And remember its a Birthday party so get her something....But then again She got a Promotion so she should get us something!!!!

I guess the party is the best present we can get....PARTY TIME!!!

and Thanksgiving is right around the corner too!!!

Exciting!!!!

November Birthdays

There are a lot of birthdays in November, but it seems like no one is having a party. Whats up with that?

What ever happened to the Cathy/Elena Parties?

Those were fun parties. It seems that no one has thrown a birthday party this year. (Except for Nancy's 21st Birthday party) I think it time for someone to throw a party. With all these posts of nothing but bad news after bads news we need something to cheer us up and I think a party is just the thing our family needs.

Soooo.....

Someone set up and throw a party!!!!!

A call to all siblings, nephews and nieces.

EVERYBODY:
As all of you know Papa Lupe is in the Hospital, unfortunatelly he has been very depressed for obvious reasons, after all being in a hospital is no picnic. But also, he has many Sons, Daughters, Grandsons, Grandaughter, and even Great grandkids, and he still feels lonely in the hospital because we do not visit him enough, I got to admit and take my part of guilt, last week I hardly ever visited him, but I went to see him yesterday, and also this morning before work.
So, now I am making a call to all direct descendants of Papa Lupe, to come to visit him, you don't have to stay for too long, ten minutes is more than enough, if you go East towards Covina, make a point to stop by and see him, every body counts, and each visit should make wonders on his healing process.

Your favorite uncle, brother, etc...

DRAMA FO'YA MOMMA!

I couldn't resist so I'm going to post it in code.

Someone who has been trying to get in good with the g-pa's has created a complete mess with my grandfather's hospital situation, to the point were a nurse told someone that she (the nurse) is no longer willing to help the g-pa because our family is "too difficult to deal with." From the beginning this person tried to take charge and now its all backfiring! There are details but I came to work early to actually work and not blog!

O&BTW, Thanks to PJ my grandfather's medicare has kicked in! Thanks girl!

-Adeedodoo holds the secret!

GRANDPA: UPDATE

Papa Lupe lays in a hospital bed in pain as we speak. The hospital has dragged their feet in getting his Medicaid papers filed so that he may be transported to another clinic in West Covina where Dr. Carlos Lugo can operate on him. He has a severely broken hip which, in turn, has caused his leg to come out of place. This hospital he is at in El Monte (i think?) took him off pain meds and his IV because they "thought" he would be transported soon. Except they're the ones who haven't filed the appropriate paper work. At least he still has some antibiotics running thru him. Tia Silvia and Tio Mario should be there trying to sort things out as we speak. Poor Papa Lupe.

Grandma is being told today by Tia Cuca about Papa Lupe. Let's hope she doesnt stress herself out with this new information.

Keep them both in your prayers.

GRANDPA

Papa Lupe & Tia Cuca were on their way to see Abuelita via bus. Papa Lupe injured his leg stepping off the bus at the Chichuahua stop. Injured as in broke. We think. Cuca helped him through the 5 hour journey to La Puente. They didn't even notify the bus driver of his injury until they arrived in El Paso and boarder patrol asked them to step off the bus. Thank God Elena Lugo happend upon my mom's house and mentioned she knew the bus driver. He took care of Cuca and Papa Lupe. Cuca think it might even be his hip. If it is he will need surgery.

Upon arrival in La Puente he was transported to a hospital via ambulance. He was gonna be taken by Tio Mario but couldnt move (I won't mention that money whore). Carlos Lugo (Bone Specialist) is taking care of him at the hospital. We are currently waiting to hear the extent of his injury. Will update asap. My mom & Silvia are on their way to the ER.

Update on Abuelita:
She had a bad night. was too tired all night to get up. Still today she keeps saying she is too tired. It's not looking good guys. My mom was bawling this morning and I could barely keep it together. If you haven't seen Abuelita in a while, I suggest you make a visit now. Serio. She's had a pace maker for 11 years! Her heart is very tired. We need to be realistic and it effing sucks.

That's all for now.

GRANDMA

So the Gonzalez-Valdez (G-V) all now own U.S. passports. The ceremony was a complete mess of mass cultures. The shiznit was long, hot, and unnecessary. 

My grandma helped me wash my car. 

My grandma is not doing too well, she gets easily tired, says she doesn't feel well, and really...I think people should start making an effort to visit her more often and I'm not talking about the siblings, but more the cousins. She looks bored. I tried taking her to the park today just to get her out but she wasn't feeling too good so instead she helped out with the carwash and then she walked Kenny and Milo (alone). We're working her here in the G-V home. Carolina also took it easy today and decided to have my grandmother make her some lentejas and give her a bath. My g-mom has spent so much time alone with Kenny and Milo that she now speaks their language ("woof, woof" and "ruff, ruff") 

Cuca and Don Lupe get here on Friday (or Saturday). They're coming on the bus. 

My g-mom enjoys watching the cooking channel and likes to watch Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel...last time she was watching it with me she was telling me how she has eaten bulls balls just like Andrew and was saying how delicious they are...no comment.

My grandmother's appetite has been poor...she nibbles on Kenny and Milo's Kibbles n' Bits and sucks on their rawhide. 

Well, I hope my update on the g-mom has been informative and has made YOU want to come and visit her.

-Adeedodoo LOVES her g-mom. 

Adeedodoo says...

Who needs a family blog when we have Twitter and know when every person in the FAM is doing something, thinking of something (including taking a shit) all in the palm of our hands!?

Geemoney (Gerardo Garcia)
Geefunk (Gaby)
RobertitoV
pinkappleslife (Alejandra)
pinkchopsticks (Jessica)
catdogg (Cat)
3dimples (Cecy)
arturog (Arturo)
coolkid23 (Anabel)
ayemgee (Mariela)
and more...

Know when adeedodoo just ate a bug, when Cathy just dropped a "duece", when Gaby is spending all her time doing a bunch of nothing like eating out or hanging out with the other mommies, when Gerardo has a lunch break at 7am, when Arturo is out at a Palin Rally, when, Mariela has a random thought, when Robert has a stupid thought, when Jessica questions the mailman on his poor time managment, and when Alejandra got a C on her history test...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Myspace what?

-Adeedodoo enjoys Twitter.

A Bunch of NADA.

I’m spending my Saturday replaying the songs American Boy, Love Lockdown, and Whatever You Like, as I am pretending to work on some dumb-ass paperwork I had to bring home from work because there is not enough hours in the god-damn day to do it all during the freakin’ work week! So I decided that after 30 minutes of hard workin’ to update the Gossip Blog.

 

What’s new with the FAM? Well, our g-mom went to her doctor on…ummm…one of these days and she found out that she does NOT have bruised ribs but instead BROKE EVERY SINGLE RIB in her poor weak body! So the G’s broken into pieces…literally LOL, about now being able to go back Tepetongo. We are looking into getting her IHSS (In Home Support Service) through her Medi-Care but in the meantime they have hired someone (part-time) to look after her during the day. Carolina (Roberto’s sister) is taking care of her. She took care of her this past week at the Milo-and-Kenny house and I came home to some good-ass HOT food! Let’s give it up for CARO! Oh, and our bathroom trashcan was emptied out on a daily basis without even asking (we only empty it out once a week if we’re lucky).

 

Hortenc and Lola passed their interview for their citizenship. Lola went to go celebrate her “legality” in Vegas with Elena and Lupita. Lola went to her mammogram appointment an apparently they found something…wish her luck.

 

Tola went to sleep last night and woke up a billionaire. Don’t try to be her bestfriend now.

 

I went to go eat at Roy’s Hawaiin Fusion Cuisine last night at the corner of Colorado and El Mo. We waited almost 2 hours for our appetizers, another 40 minutes for our main course, but the food was BOMBAY, except that I got sick (immediately) and had to ask for a barf bag! My food was free.

Dodgers better not win tonight cuz I have tickets to the game for tomorrow!

 

THE JUICEMAN IS GOING TO JAIL!

Adeedodoo loves her family.